With apologies to Martin Niemoller

First they came for the Muslims, and I did not speak out- 
Because I was not a Muslim.
Then they came for the Undocumented Workers, and I did not speak out- Because I was not an Undocumented Worker.
Then they came for the Syrian Refugees, and I did not speak out- Because I was not a Syrian Refugee and there’s only a couple thousand of them, anyway.
Then they came for the gays and the women and the blacks and the poor and the handicapped and the elderly, and I did not speak out- Because I’m a straight white male.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me. Except a bunch of fucking frat boys.  
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